Dylan sent me a viral video of a groom tossing his wife into a pool during their photoshoot a few months before our wedding.
He laughed maniacally. He wiped his tears and said, “Can you imagine doing that at our wedding?”
I didn’t laugh.
I stared him down and said, “If you do that to me, I’ll go. I mean it.”
He laughed, hugged me, and kissed my forehead. I’d never. Don’t worry, Claire.”