The speakers crackled… then started blasting gangster rap at full volume. Stanley screamed over the noise, “Well, this ain’t flyin’ me to the moon!” It took them 45 minutes and a call to their grandson to turn it off. Later that night, the fridge started talking. “You are out of eggs,” a creepy robot voice said. Stanley shouted back, “Then...
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