All three fork over the money. The girl then turned to the window and points outside at a building they’re passing. “See there in the distance? That’s the hospital where I had it done!”

A young Programmer and his Project Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita.
They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother. After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young programmer are interested in each other, because they are giving each other looks.

Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black. There is a sound of a kiss followed by the sound of a slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying a word.

The grandmother is thinking to herself, “It was very brash for that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I’m glad she slapped him.”

The Project manager is sitting there thinking, “I didn’t know the young tech was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadn’t missed him when she slapped me!”

The young woman was sitting and thinking, “I’m glad the guy kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him!”

The young programmer sat there with a satisfied smile on his face. He thought to himself, “Life is good. How often does a guy have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his Project manager all at the same time!”

The son of a Saudi mogul goes to study in Europe.
One night, the phone rings at the house of his parents.

Dad: ‘How’s your life going, son?’

Son: ‘It’s going well, dad.’

Dad: ‘Is something wrong? You don’t sound happy.’

Son: ‘No Dad, everything’s fine. Berlin is wonderful, the people are nice and I really like it here.’

Dad: ‘Son, tell me the truth. I know something’s not right.’

Son: ‘Well dad, to be honest, I am a bit ashamed to drive to my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train.’

Dad: ‘My dear son, why didn’t you say so earlier? I will send you more funds this instant. Please stop embarrassing us and go and get yourself a train too.’