Would you mind letting me drive?”
The driver hesitated. After all, the idea of the Pope behind the wheel — and in busy New York traffic no less — was not something he had ever imagined. What if something happened? But how could he possibly say no to the Pope? Reluctantly, the driver agreed, stepping aside as the Pope eagerly climbed into the driver’s seat.
As soon as the door shut, the Pope wasted no time. He started the engine, revved it with surprising energy, and sped off, leaving a trail of burnt rubber in his wake. Racing through the streets at speeds topping 100 miles per hour in a zone clearly marked for 45 mph, the Pope seemed to embrace the thrill of the open road.
It wasn’t long before the flashing lights of a police cruiser appeared in the rearview mirror. The officer quickly pulled up alongside the limo, signaling for it to stop. The Pope slammed the brakes, bringing the massive vehicle to a screeching halt.
The police officer cautiously stepped out of his patrol car and approached the limo. He peeked inside, and upon realizing who was behind the wheel, his face went pale. Without saying a word, he backed away, hurriedly grabbing his radio to call his sergeant.
Sir, I’ve got a situation,” the officer stammered into the radio.
“What’s going on?” the sergeant asked.
“Well,” the officer began, choosing his words carefully, “I pulled over a limousine for speeding. But the person inside is… really important.”
The sergeant, sounding slightly impatient, asked, “Important like the mayor?”
“No, sir, way more important than that.”
“What about the governor?” the sergeant suggested.
“Even more important than the governor,” the officer replied nervously.
“The President, then?”
Higher than that, sir.”
Now completely puzzled, the sergeant demanded, “Who the heck is more important than the President?”
The officer paused before answering, “I don’t know exactly, sir. But whoever he is, the Pope is driving for him!”
In a similar humorous twist, there’s another story that captures the same playful spirit. A priest was once driving down the highway when he, too, was pulled over for speeding. As the officer approached the vehicle, he immediately detected the strong scent of alcohol wafting from inside. Looking around, he spotted an empty wine bottle rolling on the floor.
“Father, have you been drinking?” the officer asked, suspiciously peering at the clergyman.
The priest smiled calmly and replied, “Just water, officer.”
The officer frowned. “Then why do I smell wine?”
Glancing down at the bottle, the priest widened his eyes and exclaimed, “Good Lord, He’s done it again!”
Both of these stories remind us that sometimes even the holiest among us can get caught up in a little earthly mischief. Whether it’s a Pope craving the thrill of the open road or a priest playfully blaming a miracle, they offer a lighthearted take on how humor, faith, and a bit of unexpected adventure can collide in the most surprising ways.
