“Incredible!” the wife said. “And the green fees?” “Free,” St. Peter chuckled. “This is Heaven.” Then, they toured a five-star restaurant featuring an all-you-can-eat feast—Wagyu beef, lobster, prime rib, exotic vegetables, and desserts straight from a dream. The husband, still skeptical, asked, “Okay… but how much?” “Sir, for the last time… FREE. This is Heaven!” The husband hesitated. “Well… do...
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