2) A blonde walks into an appliance store and spots a TV she wants to buy.

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The salesman sighs and says, “Ma’am, I’ve told you four times now, we don’t sell to blondes.”

The blonde, frustrated, asks, “How do you know I’m a blonde?”

The salesman looks at her and says, “Because, ma’am… that’s a microwave.”

A Rich Blonde Buying A New Sports Car

Carolyn, a rich blonde, buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport.
She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night, the car does not move at all.

After trying to drive the car at night for a week (but without success), she angrily calls the Jaguar dealers, and they send out a technician to her.

The technician examines the car and determines that there is nothing wrong with it. So he turns to the blonde and asks, “Ma’am, are you sure you are using the right gears?”

Angry, the rich blonde replies, “How on earth could you ask such a question!? I’m not stupid, you know! Of course, I am using the right gears; I use D during the day and N at night.”

LOL!?!?

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!

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